Things We Like:

1. Licking dog clits
2. Marinating prime cuts of pig uteruses with our mothers’ two week old underwear w/ skid marks and dried cunt juices
3. Latex vaginas
4. The worst the Jewish community has to offer
5. Slicing our dicks with Barbara Streisand records
6. Making muffins with semen and serving them to immediate family members
7. Jerking off to Joe Pesci with fish guts and sand paper
8. Going on an acid binge for 72 hours and crashing funerals while naked
9. Scraping our penises on the pavement
10. Huffing gas in tuxedos @ The Tampa Club
11. Jerking off in the Niemen Marcus dressing room while wearing designer clothing
12. Shitting in our pants
13. Eating the Bible on crank
14. Eating shit, cum, and vomit, then vomiting it up and giving each other enemas with it
15. Slamming the car door on our dicks with our faces covered in mustmayostardayonaise
16. Taking handfuls of our own shit and splatting it on the front doors of Hunter’s Green
17. Force-feeding rotted pig genitals to six year-old boys
18. Raping under age boys against barb-wire fences while listening to Styx
19. Critiquing the artistic integrity of scat porn
20. Playing jump rope with cat intestines while drunk
21. Old Crow
22. Fusing our foreskins together by burning them on 400 watt spot lights